Thursday, September 27, 2007

Growing up, I had two passions; movies and music. I grew up listening to rock n' roll and nothing besides. I was serenaded to a deep sleep by the Beatles, the Stones, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Sabbath, Janis Joplin, Hendrix, etc. As I grew older I listened to not only these phenomenal bands, but their predecessors as well; The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Motley Crue, Dokken, Def Leppard, Guns and Fucken Roses, The Clash, Metallica, Anthrax,Slayer, etc. You know, It just was the only genre of music that made any sense to me at all.
My movies were and still are extremely important to me as well. Get this shit, when I was younger, let's say, five or six years old, I would watch at least six movies a day. Well, at least I would on Fridays, Stauradays and Sundays. The other four days I would watch three to four movies. School got in the way.
What else can I say? My mother would aways tell me,
"Don't let school get in the way of your education."
Later on in life I found that that was a quote from Twain, not my mother. Never the less, I still live by this motto to this very day.
Fuck this blog shit! I'm going to have another shot of Jack and play my guitar.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

There's been something that has been upsetting me lately. It's America's homeless situation. What is it like, 300,000 homeless?...It's not bad. It's America. I mean, if you're going to be homeless, this is the place to be fucken homeless. Shit, people like the kurds would beat your ass to be homeless in America. They fall asleep saying, "Whoa, don't wake me I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming about being homeless in America. Oh my god it's better than sex! There's garbage bins full of food! Oh my god!!
Did you know you could eat better in the trash bins in our country than more than 90% of the rest of the world?! Personally, I think it's a little embarassing. I think the homeless in our country need a kick in their fucken homeless ass for even being homeless in America. I mean, If you can't make it here, where do you expect to go to make a life for yourself? It's really not that hard. Get a job or fuck someone who has a job. How hard is that? That's the answer for the homeless. Everyone else who is left over, we should give them a test. The test will consist of three simple questions; Do you have any special skills or a talent for anything that will land you a job and hopefully better our society?
Do you have any loved ones or friends that may take you in an help you get back on your feet and fight back? Is there anything left inside of you as a man that wants to get out and make something of his self?
If the homeless person answers yes to at least one of these questions, he or she is free to go, but has only one week to find a job or like the others who can't even answer 'yes" to at least on of the three questions, will be shot. I guarantee you there will be one less problem in America.