There's been something that has been upsetting me lately. It's America's homeless situation. What is it like, 300,000 homeless?...It's not bad. It's America. I mean, if you're going to be homeless, this is the place to be fucken homeless. Shit, people like the kurds would beat your ass to be homeless in America. They fall asleep saying, "Whoa, don't wake me I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming about being homeless in America. Oh my god it's better than sex! There's garbage bins full of food! Oh my god!!
Did you know you could eat better in the trash bins in our country than more than 90% of the rest of the world?! Personally, I think it's a little embarassing. I think the homeless in our country need a kick in their fucken homeless ass for even being homeless in America. I mean, If you can't make it here, where do you expect to go to make a life for yourself? It's really not that hard. Get a job or fuck someone who has a job. How hard is that? That's the answer for the homeless. Everyone else who is left over, we should give them a test. The test will consist of three simple questions; Do you have any special skills or a talent for anything that will land you a job and hopefully better our society?
Do you have any loved ones or friends that may take you in an help you get back on your feet and fight back? Is there anything left inside of you as a man that wants to get out and make something of his self?
If the homeless person answers yes to at least one of these questions, he or she is free to go, but has only one week to find a job or like the others who can't even answer 'yes" to at least on of the three questions, will be shot. I guarantee you there will be one less problem in America.